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I'm driving. The show, which aired on 16 October 1979, wasnt initially well received by critics or viewers, although re-watching the very first episode on YouTube its hard to see why not bookended as it is by two classic sketches: the inspired spoof on televised darts in which the players Fatbelly and Evenfatterbelly (Smith and Jones) swig alcoholic drinks instead of throwing darts, and Atkinson in a monkey suit as Gerald the talking gorilla. Well done, Footlights,
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Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. Yes, that's the
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FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. A daffodil in a bowl on the table starts talking. I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. whole
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The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. Farewell. FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? do you want some more? That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? (He storms out.). I was absolutely livid!. No, no, Neil,
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1999. Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. God, what excuse is it this time? [Reading from the
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But, I don't know, it didn't seem to work out. PRINCE GEORGE: I know what English words mean. Don't move him. Right back to home. Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. PROFESSOR: Yes, he's living with me, yes. Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? GODBER: I will. Garibaldi, Italian
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A delight through and through. About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) (pauses, realises he's forgotten something) Oh, blast my eyes! . out of
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GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. web pages So you finally made it. You meant Jason? Completely brilliant! Amazing! Absolutely amazing. BLACKADDER: Oh, on the contrary, sir. PROFESSOR: When I first captured Gerald in the Congo, in '67, I think it was . It's going to be really heavy and tough. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. I mean, what's so wrong
FLETCHER: All right, all right. "Old Yellow Pages". I don't know why I bother, sometimes! Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". Didn't you get our message? or even redactable (Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile as innocent figures of fun), but a lot of it still remains relevant, from pornographic pop videos and the dearth of hospital beds to one skit in which Atkinson plays a hardline MP addressing the Tory party conference on immigration and crime even if, unlike her fictional counterpart, Priti Patel wouldnt use the n word. (He shoots out.). another edition of University Challenge. - You two looks amazing! . Europe, 1936. If you hadn't
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