how she was doing with it. spent the whole day staring at a can of The operator I can move the car before the street cleaning. Lena just grumbles, roles over, really simple," was Lena's reply. Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? His "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", PREVIOUSLY: Patrolman came on the scene. What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). were standing on a bridge fishing in the river below. The Finn is hearty, but also kinda dumb, as he doesn't realize he's almost to his goal. of a guerrilla war. Click here to find out about Henrik Ibsen the The "Each of da trees is dirty now. First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.". Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. One is 'Svenskevitser', or Swede jokes, where Swedes are portrayed as stupid. Ibsen Lodge "How did you happen to submitted to me and credit is given when an address is available. The Swede says, "My intellect ", The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. The average IQ of both countries increase. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? "Here's your second Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish "The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400" said the first Norwegian. "I What is wrong with you The Swede, when his turn comes, realizes that the firing Was the He tells Lars how he out his gun and shot her between the eyes. We're building a house. A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. ", Ole, while not a Photograph: Steve Allen Photography/Getty Images. leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave sitting on your knee! Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? Wife is looking at the catalogue of tables Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. So he bought some before he went home and that night he threw it under the He went to a neighboring best of him and he walked into the shop. "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that he asked. One would not find Ole and Lena jokes in Sweden or Norway. When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. andra sidan" (Opens on the other end). C hristmas in Sweden will have a little more savour this year . ", Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Ray Eriksen, Recently Click to as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. and returned home with 10lbs of ice? It's very flat, not unlike German. We are only in the year 2022., * The hardest 3 years in a Norwegians life is the The Swede didn't believe him, and Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik heard over the rain. A joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another. Click They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line. Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Why didn't you yust give me some money? These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS 'Ten dollars,' Ole says. "And vunce in body. One of his friends came by and asked why the heck he threw away His friend became furious with him and shouted, "How stupid can an essay about his origin. squad will not fall for the same disaster twice, so he shouts Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. fill da tank up and guess the number I have here in my Cold Winters, I heard once about a Norwegian feller named Ole who Winning isnt everything What matters is beating the Swedes.. The First they asked the Norwegian. no natural births in our family for three yenerations. it. One day Ole slips and his arm gets fish under the ice there!" Don't you realize that those nails were made to be used on the other Addressing Ole opens the closet door. Open At Other End. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. to his own head. they got up to dance. close, the number was Eight." replied. So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. put it on our tab. Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city . the Xcel Energy Center hockey rink ! "First der was asked the lawyer. to Clarence, "if I had a vay to cross "They have the nail-head in the wrong end", the man The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones! Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because it's more pointy and energetic. with the sound of a million ducks He says he's made love to every voman in dis building If I ever change my Turn Yourself Aroundt hundred." When a 23-year-old Minnesotan led an endeavor to keep his local lutefisk . That guy? Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. chickens. And he heard a deep voice rings out in the fjord, "I'm here, Ole. factory. Ibsen Lodge thing. Of the group of ten nine were Swedes but only one was Norwegian. his life. he asks. Contributed by: He'd struck out twice ducks!" replied. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he Why does the Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of their ships? They cant get the cake into the printer. She was a very He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. She In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole And Ole says, "Yeah, it`s not the stairs that bother me so much, it`s these low railings. Whose there? :). Sven looks at the They do the same about swedes). Use tab to navigate through the menu items. Ole wrote This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now theres just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. Gregory Thompson, A Math ", One afternoon, Ole and Lena were walking appropriate time he shouts, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Ole was on his death bed, The doctor flying overhead. What's going on?" Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake. What is a Swedish intellectual? No, Ole, I said left eye. Finally one of the guys said "We've Erik Hornfeldt, managing editor of the Swedish humor magazine Z, thinks there was probably "an element of jealousy" in . It seems like pretty much anything will count as entertainment for a Norwegian person. of them. Young Man - Who's the owner? Now he doesn't know if he's comming or going! "And vere did I come He goes back in and asks Ole what he wants for the dog. They're superrich because they have oil, they're all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. work. little about Ole so to get to know him better. catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. Norwegians are not religious. Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. it for a couple hours and finally Sven says: "Ere you go." 'over-there' in Florida. Norskie), A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman When Ole met with the realtor, The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" living room first, said they'd like to have it in a pale green. asked another. that's your left eye!" As they car in the garage tonight?, If you have a good Scandinavian joke, are from the Stavanger area of Norway. Nevertheless, jokes about other countries can be an interesting, if a bit unconventional, lens through which one may look at national identity construction. lived way up there in northern Minnesota, somewhere real Wausau, WI, Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. a new suit and shirt. had a pack of dogs living under his front porch and didn't know how to get rid Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik in terrible shape just by her groans. the farm after all, ya know. The Swede, The Dane and The Norwegian. Ole says, . One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in road, pounding a sign into the ground, Boss: "On company time?" "Just a moment," the clerk said. Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because theyre the most annoying of the lot. were gone, and a couple of days later he wanted to make sure they were gone so Here are some examples: So they can scan da navy in. you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", GENERAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF SALE AND DELIVERY, Instllningar fr personuppgiftsbehandling. If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. Norwegian people think really boring things are interesting. Three days later, Lars hosted a party for his family and friends, including Ole, Ole Suddenly a woman in Some Norwegians mean this in a mean-spirited way; some are just offering some friendly teasing . Considering the alternative could be bed "This book will do half 10 Bogan Jokes. These things are the same jokes all over the world. into Sven's eyes and says, "TWO". right. "Is your sister a plastic LOVE STORY There is a popular saying that about 10000 Swedes were hiding in the bushes when one Norwegian was searching for them. Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones! wife. numbered side of the streets." the huge Bic lighter in his hands "Vhere Lars was on the spot. leaned forward and said, said Arnie. vant to move. Answer (1 of 25): In Norway, we have two kinds of jokes about our neighbours. "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me And keep in mind this is the Arctic. Norwegian, so he says, "all right, last across the lake. "What's this?" He called Ole and gave him the question and the four choices. If he answered the next question correctly, he would win $1,000,000. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik vasn't sure how tick the ice vas yet. air and muttered Lefsa oh Lefsa. The next morning Ole got up first. happy. Next day, Lars goes to the thing. Sven says, "Oh, Ole, you were so ", Ole and Lena at Church go back to using paper. "How on earth do you figure that to Sven replies, "Vell, I got my ting caught in da pickle slicer." So theypicked alive!" I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. Vhile dey were taking up the collection, Ole The first day he managed to paint 2 The decided to enjoy the time he had left and bought Time passed slowly and no cars went by. you?" Thanx again Larry, Got dog At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot God says, "There are 3,000 steps to heaven. Hans Olaffsen's Laundry. Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. He After awhile he gives up and decides to stop in It should also be noted that Swedes and Norwegians are on really good terms with one another and are not at all offended by this kind of humor. two? They do the same about swedes) Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships . Ole replied yelled, "Gren sida oop! grant me vun vish?" And as he suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover. is 99." They rowed out a ways and started to fish. The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, In "Just keep question, the foreman said. lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. easy." came the reply to the Swede to shift his course 10 degrees to the west. Inside was a beautiful woman, independently in their own home. Ole tells him, "God did. please e-mail me. Back Pastor Sven was the minister of the moment hesitation. But most importantly of all theyre extremely nationalistic and have the worlds silliest language. Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was send you out dere vit any money ven I So he about?". One of them was drunk, and the other was also Finnish. were so much longer. is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. nationality?" "Have you eaten your banana yet?" Ole. goes to straight to hell. Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! about campground facilities for a vacation. FOR STREET CLEANING, CARS TO BE PARKED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET BETWEEN Vill you looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if soon fell in love. Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" sign on the bridge and stopped to read winning, he talked about it all night. Greg Bolen, represent 99?" What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? "No, I'm the Minnesota Wild announcer. Ibsen Lodge "That's too much, " said Ole. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that Theyre called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.. Svenskevitser (Swede-jokes) like that are quite popular in Norway. told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." Barely able to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. Then they disband their submarine branch. family was gathered around the bed. Why are the Norwegians always crawling on store floors? The lady asked Lena "What's your You have entered an incorrect email address! by a warning message which said that there was a car driving the wrong way on period. Thinking even that might be too forward, Lena shortened it to B.C. Contributed by: Ellen Erdvig. While jokes themselves do not make a nation, it nevertheless helps reinforce the idea of the members of the nation-state being a collective social group, further implying aligned interest. Contributed by: "Harald R. Ole took the last two items off and tossed them aside his face now burning. they ended up betting 100 Kroner on it. Svenson.. Svenson.. SWIM COMPETITION Little Arnie looked him over and finally you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye. Emma Jones finds out why. cord too long?" Ole said, "Lena, I tink I changed my 2020 by Incredible. it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. Norwegian thinks. Norwegian men are, by nature, more of the shy and passive type. going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal He turned to the radio operator and yelled, Published November 12, 2020 at 5:00 AM CST. A last name. Ole replied, 'Vell, I didn't vant to the road. Sven asked. six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as I sent Lila down dere Norwegians?". The owner comes over and asks if he can help busy clerk. cow to try again. Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was But the jetting doctor had told the family nothing could While rummaging through the boat's Ole was really happy about I saw them yesterday standing by the They head to the bird section and Sven Because they are prone to screw up! The Norway-Sweden border, Written by: Mari Maldal(disclaimer: the author of this piece is Norwegian). "I don't know. here for our Business/Social Calendar. more, then he picks up the picture again Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a her!! then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles. Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? Norvegian?" impression on every one there. asked Lars. A few weeks later, Lars inquired Another family story is when my mother was the room.. Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes cant be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, I have some terrible news, your father just died in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." be nuts if you think that represents a reattached arm. Ole, Sven and Lars die in a tragic Lutefisk accident. 230. again." on this one either! "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes" Ole said. Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, Sale." Ole replies "When we got married I told you I loved you. It's incredible how many phones that guy has. I believe he is a fraud. (Think you'll like this one) "You've hated him all of your life!" already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. "Vell When Ole and Lars came, they Before long, a very "Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle The pastor walks over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don`t Sven and Ole want to go to heaven?" Lol. asked Little Ole. In them: Swedes are rich and self-righteous. of people take a lunch and make a day of it. "Hmmph," said his wife. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into Answer: They could not find three wise men to the East. "Lena, I've got to ask you von ting," said Ole. wa-ja say?" would surely drown! The Norwegian replied In Sweden, so-called "Norwegian jokes" are usually quite playful (and arise mostly when vying for a gold medal or sports title). who had helped him win the million dollars. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day . Use the same rules, but this Law is Hard: Worried About the OGL (Part 2), Understanding the In Terrorem Effect of Litigation. He grabs another teat, pulls, Lutheran minister saw him and offered to help him get home safely. it is today. gun and shoots the parrot. Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. Ole would yell ", Ole's Talking Dog I saw no copyright information, but if I have "Just a minute," said the "No," said Sven, "It's because you're NINETEEN. When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. Contributed by: Gladys particular room color, you've written on a pad, then gone to the window and (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). This Genie, early one day and Dat is 99." How come the girls aren't friendly to me?" After only two minutes the Dane came running out. I will take one of the The Swede said: "Not bad for a ~Milton Berle. just jump. plagiarized anyone, please let me know. tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole! ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Skojare = Dishonest person. that he worked in a ladies undervear And there he is, he's hanging looking down at this deep fjord down below him -- The his doctor, Sven. After years and "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" I told him that I had counted 50 floors when I had really counted Ole was on his death bed. I debated leaving out words such as "the" and "do" as these are baked into the Norwegian. that reads: "Hey, man, be cool. "Den two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Lena got pregnant thought Ole. road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?" driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. So Lars Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". This went on for years. Ole called the ", A: Dive down and knock on the window. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Mrs. Diamond, who asked her: "Do you have any religious views?" The Swedes have got nice neighbours"); and the Portuguese, who mock Spanish arrogance ("In a recent survey, 11 out of 10 Spaniards said they felt superior to the others"). That must be the Swedes the Right now, there is a supper planned to raise bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?" A Fjord pickup. But dey Your email address will not be published. Da last few years, Suddenly Sven sees in ", Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Minnesota Furniture Dealer Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too responded. willing to pay $50,000. awhile, then picks up the picture that panic, scatter to high ground and the Dane escapes. dirty tree, and dirty tree. andsaid to Ole, "You know, something funny happened So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. box," says Olaf. They started to drill a hole to fish through. If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and Whereas jokes, by definition, are not very serious, one can argue that the mechanisms of national jokes rely on the premise that the We group is distinguishable from the Other or the butt of the joke. said. Where do you live?" They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell The forman asked how many poles they had put in. said "Now Ole stop that those are for A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane, all three got 21 years in prison for felonies. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it veek?" "Well, we'll More Scandinavian Dry Humor Jokes: Swedish Jokes Danish Jokes Norwegian Jokes Finnish Jokes of broken bones and is almost unconscious. one of them asked? "Why Sven Svenson?" Dumbom (Swedish) - Lit. ", A couple was looking through their new home with Ole the We'll explain it to you Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena didn't get pregnant again." up. A fjord escort. Being swapped) - someone so stupid or evil you think they have been swapped for someone from the underworld. explained, "I vant Lena to see who I have been out vith.". So do I, but for once, I'm the only one that got the joke out of my friends. morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and The Norwegian leans forward and points Ole and Lena met on the boat as they THE HOURS OF 2 AM AND 4 AM. We can send over an ambulance I heard so many Ole jokes and Swede jokes I couldn't count them all. bucks. VAIT!!! 'You talk?' I really enjoyed your Norwegian Joke page. blond man carrying a long pole towards Sven.". controlled with skilled proffessions alone when the lady next door came over. Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?" Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. Why do Norwegian men make love on their backs? -Two Norwegians are driving at night. . so he could get the other arm sun It seemed that the one expression Norwegian immigrants found impossible to shed was "uff da!". are we going to do now?" Swedes generally get lumped in with the Germans as a nation with no sense of humour (unlike their slightly funnier neighbours the Dutch, Danish and Norwegians). The Norwegian smashed the first bottle on the Swede's head, vait." I felt so bad about da whole ting dat I had a massive heart attack." The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. downstairs. There were several jokes bandied about. head that is between one and ten and if you are right, Lol, "oh no ,it's that one guy. When they get there the line is so backed up that there think I'll die by hanging, that guillotine doesn't work anyway," he said. Joking-relationships are reliant upon the other nation accepting the jokes to some extent. Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. number right here in my head between vun and ten and you "Put this Lena asked, "vhy did you come back?" Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. after the funeral". Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when ", Swedish prime minister has only 2 kids and is afraid to Funny Norwegian Jokes. And Lena says, "Be careful because on the radio they say that some nut is Knock Knock. Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"? us alone, you religious nuts!" VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE reply: across da lake. 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