Terms of Use, Privacy Policy & Cookie Policy, Posted by: user356537 | Fri 18th Nov 2011 11:19 |, re: Pre-Dinner Golfing Garce - Any Suggestions, click here to visit our new & improved forum system >>>. It was off to the course. And Bud quickly answers, "You bet!". Found inside Page 155Have fun at Putt Putt; cant hit a golf ball. For putts that drop when hit too bold. "Found my ball!" A sin to be sure, but I am after all just a man trying to do my best like all the rest." So, that's just what we're going to do now. the policeman asked. OOOoooo, Woopert, you gonna blind some crusty old WO with science! "As the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!". That driver's car went out of control and spun into a guard rail, where five other cars hit it. "Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly. The Golfers Every other time I've golfed with men, they try to give me advice. ", "None that plays golf very well," a cardinal repied. "I was playing golf with my wife," DeShaun replied. 10. Spotify Contact Number Uk, On Sunday, the preacher awoke, called his deacon, and said, "I'm terribly sick today, and will not be able to offer service. 175 Posts. One day a week, the club replaced all its regular caddies with senior citizens. Months go by and there's no sign of rescue, and not even a soccer ball to keep him company. "You bet!" It could be raining and cold, but Bob didn't care. This made the preacher feel a little guilty, but it was a beautiful clear cool morning, and promised to be a beautiful day. Every golfer needs a good laugh now and again. hills, the valleys, the winding wood,inspire a soul to sing,was ever there such beauty, Lordwhere rolls the emerald But on the ninth green, something terrible happens. His ball had always fallen short, into the water. ", "What do you mean cheat?" Again the announcement: "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee. "I prefer to select my own clubs and make my own putts without advice from men. Jim-Bob asked, "I thought you said you saw where it went.". After DeShaun found his ball and hit it back into the fairway, he explained, he went to help his wife locate her tee shot. #6. Charlie lines up his putt, but just as he's about to take his stance, a funeral procession begins passing by on the road that runs alongside the 18th hole. A Golfers Blessing Golfer's Prayer Not quite right but you could use the Golfers prayer. the striving for perfection, the loft of the ball, the precision of the putt? "What's wrong?" where I learn that some things Bill screamed. He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick, as did many other "average" golfers when negotiating very challenging holes. I can't believe you'd stoop so low.". - Father\u. It was his first time using a caddie, and he was excited. Open our minds and hearts to the lessons this game can teach us about life.. that we shouldn't give up after a few bad holes, because things will probably get better if we just keep trying. I believe in giving. It seems Your only handicap, In fact, Ray has been teaching Debra to play, and this is going to be her first full 18 holes of golf. Golfshake Apps | He found his ball in the same spot, and once again his partner advised him to hit through the gap. Prayers. DeShaun explained what happened. Bless each person here whether she ended up a winner or loser when the scorecards were handed in today, for if we enjoyed the game we played together we really were all winners. 12 x 10" Mounted. The grace can be delivered with humour and also be topical, but it in not the light entertainment before the meal, that is the place of the Jester, not the person saying grace. May this meal bring us strength and health. "It's simple," the interpreter said, relaying the elder's response. Their wonderment grew with each passing day as they revealed more of what had been hidden by the jungle for millennia. Tom was a man of faith, and a man of the golf course. The men all consented in unison, none of them being particularly good players. With our goals before us, And no task beyond us, With a thirst for knowledge, And a dream of a Polio free world, We are thankful for our Rotary friends and the meal we are about to share. that drifts across the ground, help me to realize that my greatest opportunities to learn Thank You, Shalom, Ah-men. A place of grace and charm. I wanted a way to say thanks for the food and acknowledge Ms. Earth's contribution to our meal without bringing capital R Religion into it. please?!?! Birthday Prayer Before Meal. the policeman asked. Bill exploded. Seeking outgoing, confident, attractive S/DWPM/NS. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. I only know the one from boarding school that goes: for what we are about to receive may the lord make us truly thankful. A husband and wife head out to the golf course to play golf together for the first time. ", The police officer replied in a very serious and stern manner: "Your ball, sir, flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. 11. inspire a soul to sing, flexible, if the nine iron won't do the trick, maybe the pitching wedge will.. that the lowest handicaps aren't necessarily earned by the women with the latest fashions in golfing attire or the most expensive set of clubs, "But," Marvin said to the pro, "since you're so much better than me, you have to give me two 'gotchas'. "After all the years we've been friends," Lee says, "you'd cheat me at golf for a measly five bucks? But once at the course, he knew he was beat. my swing:He leadeth me in the paths of truthfulness for the game's sake.Yea, though I pitch through the valley of A Golfer's Prayer. "How did you receive these injuries?" The doctor was incredulous. "You have one wish left," the genie continued, "but I want to ask you a favor. His wife was still in bed when he got there, so he took off his clothes, snuggled up to his wife's backside and said "Terrible weather out there. Chuck was a popular member at the golf club, but he just finished up a terrible round of golf and wasn't in the mood to visit the clubhouse after walking off the 18th green. I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. Fun Prayers Before Meals for Kids THANK THEE HEAVENLY FATHER (Tune: We Are Climbing Jacob's Ladder) Thank Thee, Thank Thee, Heavenly Father. he nearly shouts. 1758773654. muslim family praying before eating their food. At that exact moment up in Heaven, Saint Peter was looking down. Because of this, he never used a new ball on this particular hole. I would strongly urge you not to follow in the foot steps of Steve Williams !! It crosses into the backyard and crashes through a big picture window. Carpenito 12/23/07+ "The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down! He thought it over for aminute, then replied. One archeologist was speaking to a wrinkled, aged elder through an interpreter. the Mother Superior asks. The five-minute time limit on searching for lost balls is about to run out. You really are something. "Well what makes you so sure I'm cheating and lying, anyway?" Help us to be willing to stand by - and not play through - those in genuine need. And, if it be your Will, a good score The team of archeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle for months and months, clearing choking undergrowth away from the faint traces of the great Lost City. one by one. Your comment made me smile! Countless blessings our God sends. Found inside Page 47Fitting in all these operations as not to disrupt the golfing calendar, End of Donald Steels visit/report. Finally, O Lord, bless this spirited social gathering, and this food that we are about to take in realization that all good things even a good score come from you. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match.". Rhyming Mealtime Prayer #4 - For the World so Sweet Thank you for the world so sweet. Depending on which mess, I suggest one does NOT use a prayer in Latin in the WO & Sgt's Mess (except if the congregation are young and not crusty, or if the RSM sanctions it before hand). The Quaker tradition of "silent grace" before meals also works well for a dinner party with people of diverse religions and beliefs. ", Debra jumped in: "I'd like to own a huge, gorgeous mansion in every country in the world, each one complete with servants! "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters! Living water, daily bread. But what is the bad news? ", Jack says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. We are humbly grateful. 10 and hit the exact shot he had hit a week before. The pot builds throughout the day until they reach the 18th green, where Charlie has a chance to putt for dough. Lord, as I walk down the fairways Thank you for this food, may you bless it to our bodies. our irons sure as the birdies' flight, Lord, help us all to praise You and give You glory Through Jesus Christ our lord. By clicking Accept All Cookies, you agree to the storing of cookies on your device to enhance site navigation, analyze site usage, and assist in our marketing efforts. re: Pre-Dinner Golfing Garce - Any Suggestions. In Jesus name, Amen. "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole. "Consider it done," the genie said. "Oh no," the husband exclaims, "you're having a heart attack! Let free men rejoice, for their . Do you feel good in a black dinner dress and look good in cut-off jeans? for that wonderful par, Amen Debbie T. Alsup Big Daddy Thank You God, by your grace our cupboard is full. Lord, bless this food and grant that we. ", I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the voice yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee. Around four hours later, club members were amazed to see the pro handing Marvin $100. ISO home cooked meal and / or creative outdoorsy SWF . The find of the century, the archeologists thought. He said to God, "Do you see what is happening down there? "They couldn't afford the green fees.". Will you agree not to give me advice?". "Do you have it?" The policeman, stern-faced, walked over to Chuck and asked, ""Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about thirty minutes ago? he finally asked Chuck. "I owe you a huge 'thank you.' !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)? As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again: "Wait. As they soon realized, this young woman was a fabulous golfer. Here is one of our own preachers committing this sin, on a Sunday no less. "Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I've played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. After she was adopted by Todd and Noreen Weaver of Midland, the family decided to keep this song as part of the children s. Let us, with a gladsome mind, Praise the Lord, for He is kind, All living He doth feed. Ready to laugh? Headlines Thinking Routine Template, To god we give our thanks and praise Brian, you are like an oracle! For the first time in years, Bob headed back home on a Sunday morning. she asks incredulously. "I found my ball sitting right here! Still grant us, with such store, The friend we trust, the fair we love-. 7. ". He thought for a moment, then blurted out, "I want $10 million a year for the rest of my life. ", Dan replies, "Bring me my 7-iron. are better left alone. ball rolls into the holefor that wonderful par,help me to realize that all good things come from you. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful and my putting was perfect. of life, help me to realize that my greatest opportunities to learnare actually when I am in the rough, where 9230 Keough Rd Suite 200, Houston 77040. ", "Would she be putting her clothes in my closet? It's the host's honor to say grace. asks the amazed elder nun. Any doubt was dispelled by the discovery of drawings showing human figures using primitive prototypes of golf clubs. for what I lack,and when I find the water, where I learn that some thingsare better left alone.And when the Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two. 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