Laverne: Nobody wants to stay cooped up here forever. Only for those aged 17 and older. And this time, ha,you'll never come back. Lafayette:Well, he didn't hurt me. Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. Gottfried claimed he was unable to get a direct flight, because "they had to make a stop at the Empire State Building." Run! O'Malley: How 'bout youand me, Duchess? I'll bet you're a real tigerin your neighborhood. Abigail: Oh, how horribly nice! [Backfiiring Continues][Engine Sputtering,Backfiring][Engine Backfiring]. Hmm? Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! Use your karate chop action! The Aristocrats. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Mm, ooh, oh, heh. [offscreen]His eyes are too close together. Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]Come on, Edgar. Bruce Vilanch: I am catching the ping-pong balls and I'm catching them in my ass. [winks]Right off the cuff, yeah. It falls over, shrieking. THE ARISTOCRATS, Gilbert Gottfried, telling the joke, 2005. Would you agree with that? I'll be right back, y'all. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother's shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole and fucks it while it's still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter. Afraid,I guessyou know best,and I'm gonnamiss you, baby. Poppycock, man! Edgar opens the door. [Singing]I'm kingof the highwayPrince ofthe boulevard, Duke ofthe avant-gardeThe worldis my backyardSo if you'regoin' my wayThat's the roadyou wanna seekCalcutta to Romeor home, sweet homeIn Parismagnifique, you all. [After the green FBI warnings, the Walt Disney Pictures logo appears, but silent clips of Disney movies and some of the Disneyland presentations are shown]. Duchess: Oh. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. I say, that's not at all bad. You can put people to death for what goes on in the best versions of this joke! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. O'Malley:[offscreen]Look, I'mgonna need help right away. Thank goodnessit was only a dream. That's onlya little frog, my love. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Oh! 0. Huh? And the agent says, "Well, what do you call them?" [ Mumbling ]. Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon! When you lift something it better be a cock. The Muppets are hitting the high seas Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents from Jim Henson Productions Mark Elliott: And the rowdiest crew ever. Marie: [singing] Doe me sodoe doe so me doeEvery truly culturedmusic student knowsYou must learn your scalesand your arpeggios[Catching A Breath]Bring the music ringingFrom your chestand not your noseWhile you sing your scalesand your arpeggios, Berlioz: [singing] If you're faithful toYour daily practicingYou will find your progressis encouragingDoe me so me doe me so mefa la so it goesWhen you do your scalesand your arpeggios, Duchess andMarie: [Singing]Doe me so doe, doe so me doeDoe me so doedoe so me doeThough at fiirst it seemsas though it doesn't showLike a tree, abilitywill root and grow, Toulouse: Duchess andMarie: lf you're smartyou'll learn by heartWhat every artist knows, Duchess andMarie:You must sing your scales, Edgar Balthazar: Ah, good evening,my little ones. Here, kitty, kitty,kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:That's exactlywhat they are, Georges. Edgar Balthazar: Cats inherit first! Scat Cat: Well, Marie my little lady,let me elucidate here. I havea cracker with me. Step on the gas, Napoleon! Hugo: Pour the wine and (farts with his armpit 3 times) cut the cheese! Hurry, hurry! Swimming, some of the way. [onscreen]The baggage truck willbe here any moment now. Mark Elliott: "Aladdin 3" features five brand-new songs and reunites all your favorite characters from "Aladdin". The film was created by penn jillette with paul provenza and was released in 2005. Amelia! These are my children. I-l mean, eat--Eat well, of course. [ Grunting ]Go away! Billy Boss: So? We chased four motorcarsand a bicycle and a scooter. with the starsas our guide. [Hissing]. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! Everyone can have nightmares sometimes. "Oh, we're N*gger C*nts. Oh, they'll need help. Alright? Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. Oh. Now don't be frightened. Well, uh--Well, all it needsis a little tidying upand, well,maybe aIittle feminine touch. WebThe aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. This article is about the offensive joke known as "The Aristocrats". [1] It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is revealed to be remarkably vulgar and offensive in nature, with the punch line revealing that they incongruously bill themselves as "The Aristocrats". But right now it's time we concerned ourselveswith self-improvement. I'll decide what it was. All thoselittle kittens of yours, Duchess. It probes the darkest, sickest places of the comedian. Frou-Frou: [ Chuckles ]You're quite welcome, young man. Edgar, old chap, get used tothe finer things of life. They're too cutesy." Georges Hautecourt: Ah, still the softest handsin all of Paris, eh? O'Malley: Well, humans don't really worrytoo much about their pets. How could I forget him? Oh, no. Berlioz: Yeah, man. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Scat Cat: [ Chuckling ] Say! Amelia: It's scandalous. Oh, dear. Toulouse: Is there anything we can do tohelp you,Mr. O'Malley, huh? Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. [baby begins to cry] Yeah I didn't like it that much myself. To which pets do the otherstip their hats? The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents it's all-new 37th animated motion picture. Heel, roll over, play dead! Lafayette [offscreen]I got him, I got him, I got him! I remember that Ifainted. Marie: Oh! O'Malley: What I had in mind wasa kind of a sports model, baby. Now, dear, you goto the piano and-- Run a long. [More silent clips are shown] Come join Christopher Robin and his best friend Pooh on an adventure through the Hundred Acre Wood. You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you c*nt!". The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. Will. Duchess:Oh, darling, if,if only I could. Hey,Mr. O'Malley, how much farther is it? [Screen fades to reveal more clips] Aladdin and Jasmine's dreams are eventually coming true. [ Sighing ]Gee, I'm gonna miss them too. Duchess:[offscreen]And they are very fond of you. Which pets are proneto hardly any flaws? That feels good,Lafayette. WebPolice have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. Quick, kittens! Ooh! Duchess: No poetry to cover the situation,Monsieur O'Malley? Duchess: Marie, darling. Berlioz: But he had a mouthlike a "hippolotamus.". Hold on. They're the startof my new foundation. Peppo:Oh, we didn't mean-a to,to rough a-you, squeaky! Duchess: Marie, darling. Tsk! I'll think of a way. Amelia: Oh, yes, I thinkwe'd better be going. [offscreen]Gethim, get him, get him, get him! Only one comedian could rival the late Bob Sagets take on the classic Aristocrats joke: Gilbert Gottfried, the gravel-throated comedian who reveled in raunch who died at the age of 67. And it's gonna stop for passengersrighthere. First,to make the magic begin,you wiggleyour noseand tickleyour chin. Coming soon to video! I'll get flat feet. Mark Elliott: The "Toy Story: Animated Storybook" and "Toy Story: The Video Game", from Disney Interactive! Berlioz: Thank you, Miss Frou-Frou,for letting me ride on your back. Uncle Waldo: [Mumbling,Sighing &Hiccupping]. Birds of a feathermust [ Hic ] together. Georges Hautecourt: Evening. Chorus: [sings] Winnie the Pooh. I love 'em. It's from Carmen,isn't it? [We cut to Scud running to the camera barking, and Woody shrieks as the camera zooms in on his butt]. In all our days,in tender ways,her love for uswas shown. [O'Malley pounces. I just love them. Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! The 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time I'll be spitting feathers for a week. Berlioz: Hey, do you really havea magic carpet, Monsieur O'Malleysir? You don't need to scream. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:You know, Georges, if Edgarhad only known about the will,I'm sure he neverwould have left. Voice-over: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! Napoleon:Now this is no timeto turn chicken. It wasn't a dream, was it? Now [Silent clips of "Aladdin 3" are shown, starting with Aladdin riding Magic Carpet, and Genie flying next to him as they enter Agrabah] Walt Disney Pictures invites you to a celebration. Abigail: And you, dear,you take this place. Billy Boss: Ha-ha! T. Sean Shannon: Three women of color, they go into this agent's office. Now, Toulouse, you goand start on with your painting. Look out for Edgar! Duchess: Well, darlings, l--I just don't know. Duchess: Le Petit Cafe? Toulouse: I'll show him. Duchess:Oh, no, no. Oh! This clip was included in a documentary about the joke, also called The Aristocrats, which featured various actors Get out! Why, that's terrible! I mean and waiting waiting for the death penalty! While Madame and Georges are asleep. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. But then the mother goes, "Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you'll like our act." Andy Richter: The brother comes out. Whoa! O'Malley:Well, now, wait a minute. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Just in time now! That's 'causeI practice all the time. I ain't done nothin'. [Quasimodo splashes water on his face as the screen brightens]. Toulouse: Females never fiight fair. Coming! Georges Hautecourt: Wha--? Go! Brian Cummings: It's loads of fun, there's jamming and playing with lots of new friends. [Screen fades from black, revealing a clip of the 1995 Disney Interactive trailer where two children are at a computer playing the "Pocahontas" Animated Storybook game. The Aristocrats Joke, Card Trick. Splendid, madame! Struck by lightning. 17:03. She goes, "Well, my sister plays the cello. [Grunting]. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. O'Malley pushes the pitchfork off with his hind feet, freeing himself. Roquefort: Mm. Sarah silverman delivered one of the most controversial versions of the joke in the aristocrats.after an emotionally. Duchess: Well, it is most importantthat we get back to Paris where we lived. The joke, called "The Aristocrats" after its punchline, was setup as a pitch meeting to a talent agent. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the aristocrats. [offscreen]Swing on down here, Daddy. . Adelaide, madame, you mean to sayyou're leavingyour vast fortune to Edgar? Well if a guy is fist f***ing his daughter, who's young, and her a**hole is pretty small, and this is a grown man with a big hand. Which I know is kind of an understatement, because youre saying, If you have any sense of human decency, just say, Why didnt the talent agent just stop them in the beginning? Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? Something horrible's happening! We British liketo keep things proper. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Georges Hautecourt:Very good. From the theater.to your living room. Duchess! Duchess: (offscreen)Oh, yes, Monsieur O'Malley. Scat Cat:Come on, cats! Send us a tip using our anonymous form. Roquefort:Don't worry about me! Its release marks the completion and end of something, or perhaps several things, though what, exactly, is difficult to determine or Edgar Balthazar: [ Panting ]Announcing Monsieur[ Panting ] Georges Hautecourt! Duchess[offscreen]Well--Yes, my love,but you must be very quiet or I'll send you to bed. I'm outta here! [ Sighing ], Lafayette: Well, shootfire, man. Edgar Balthazar: Whoa, Frou-Frou, whoa. Oh, and, Edgar, I'm expectingmy attorney, Georges Hautecourt. Napoleon: 'Cause I outrank you,that's why. WebThe joke itself is very simple. Yes! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, come now, Georges. We're on holiday. Right? Something smells awfully good. Mark Elliott: This summer, live the adventure. Gilbert Gottfried: He could have an arm like Popeye, Carrot Top: So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" Duchess: Now that will do, honey. So the talent agent says, "All right, you've got two minutes." Tinkerbell flies in and changes the scenes to the Disney Interactive logo as she flies off]. Le Petit Caf Chef: Sacrebleu! Robin Williams: It's a kindler, gentler genie! Why, I'll, I'll eatmy hat if they-- My hat! Art treasures,jewels and--. Here we go. I, me, after-- No. So they're all f***ing each other right. Lafayette:Okay,man, let's charge. Because you're probably saying, if you have any sense of human decency, "Well, why didn't he stop them the minute he saw the father unzipping his pants!" In the middle part of the joke, the family's act is described in obscene detail; it involves increasingly offensive and disgusting acts. Berlioz:[offscreen]He's sure glad to see us. For other uses, see, "Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes", "Diving Deep Into the Dirtiest Joke Ever in 'The Aristocrats', "After a 9/11 Joke Bombed, Gilbert Gottfried Told the Dirtiest Joke in Comedy", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Aristocrats&oldid=1135068379, Short description is different from Wikidata, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 22 January 2023, at 12:47. WebWatch more:Gilbert Gottfried solves a murder mystery at Disney World: https://youtu.be/URuNJvtlGT0Gilbert Gottfrieds Dead Pet Turtle: Now that leavesMr. O'Malley. And we blow Hitler, then next episode, we bite his dick off, ha ho! Look at that bridge! Duchess: Oh, no, no, no. We gotta split! Beda Tre. The Magic Oracle: Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Look at this! You guys wanna hear a funny joke my Grandpa told me? Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: There now, Duchess. dvdsuper1. Let's rock the joint! That ain't. Edgar Balthazar:You came back? Upward and onward! He bit my finger! We must both lookour best for Georges when he gets here. Oh, dear,what a terrible night. Genie Chorus: [singing] There's a festival in Agrabah! She loves us very much. Edgar Balthazar:[offscreen]Now, my little pesky pets. Kittens! [Chuckling] Now this calls for another cracker. The Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Toulouse: But you know what? Look, Georges. Duchess Oh, how nice. [Smacking Lips]Delicious! [The Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo appears]. Napoleon: What was that? A family walks in to The fun begins now on video! Mark Elliott: Now, the fun and emotion of "Toy Story" come to your home computer. Scratch one butler. We give the first few rows garbage bags. Quotes.net. Hey, there it goes! It's showtime! And that was my vacation. Gilbert Gottfried - Aristocrats Joke. And each cat has nine lives. Oh! [We see early pencil animations for the song, "Welcome to the Forty Thieves"]. You eitherare or you're not. Duchess:[offscreen]And, wham, when weneeded you, you were right there. Andy Richter: Then I move my wiener back and forth, until stuff shoots out. because in a joke that's what happens. This clip was included in a documentary about the joke, also called The Aristocrats, which featured various actors and comedians retelling their versions of the joke, as well as shedding some light on its origins. Edgar! Edgar Balthazar: [Shoes Squeaking] If I were those mongrels, where would I find my stuff? Now, run along downstairs. SMASH FLIX. O'Malley: Well, that's a long way off,so we better get moving. O'Malley: Aloha. Berlioz: Just a nickname I gave you, "Roque-fort"? Come here, my darlings. Evening, Edgar. Napoleon: Wait a minute. Whew! [Woody and Buzz sword fight with car wash brushes, then at the next mouse click, Woody climbs up a gas tank and tries to body hit Buzz, but Buzz misses him] There are mind-challenging activities. A family walks in to a talent agency. I wouldlike to see your pad,and meet your friend Scat Cat. [Laughing]You're making it very difficult. Hole in the left sole,it sounds like. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Amelia: Of course, my dear. Abigail:We're not chickens. [onscreen]Tell him O'Malley sent youand you won't have a bit of trouble. Roquefort: Must keep still. And aristocatic flair in whatthey do and what they say. Now, now, my darlings. And what they do is they get on a pile of dead dungs and they f*** each other and then they have a big closing where they fist-f*** an autistic preteen. Lafayette:Oh, but Napoleon, we done bitsix tires today. O'Malley: Well, of course. Oh, no! It's like Curly in the Stooges. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. 4:04. [offscreen]Huh, and those kids. Naturellement! Maybe you fellon your head. Duchess: Yes. Georges Hautecourt: Adelaide, my, my dear. Call the cops! Cats:Everybody, everybodyEverybody wantsto be a cat, Berlioz: [ Sighing ]Everybody wantsto be a cat, Marie: Because a cat'sthe only catWho knowswhere it's at. The Aristocats! What a classyneighborhood. And whatmight your name be? Wait for me! After the punchline, Kyle says he doesn't get the joke, to which Cartman responds, "Neither do I.". It received publicity when it was used by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner in September 2001. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_144090, https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_quotes_144090. His chin isvery weak too. Abigail,Amelia & Uncle Waldo: [ Laughing ]. Duchess: You know something,Thomas, your friends arereally delightful. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. Why, oh, why, is he allowing this to happen!" Lafayette: Oh, shucks, Napoleon. Genie Chorus: [singing] They're eventually getting married at the festivalof Agrabaahhhh!!!! Scat Cat tosses a bucket of water over Edgar's head. Let'sget back into the basket, all of us! Amelia: Oh! Sam:[offscreen]Well, Mac, this must be the trunk, eh? Edgar Balthazar: Must be round here somewhere. Georges Hautecourt:Adelaide,what's that music? O'Malley: Lay some skin on me,Scat Cat. Buzz's suit glows a bright green light]. To my cats. It's a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. O'Malley: Now look, kids. It says here. Ow! Now, come on. We're almost home. You don't know the way! Mr. O'Malley! Amelia: Abigail, we were bornwith flat feet. As you ride Rex through a sea of hostile toys, sneak into Pizza Planet, defeat the Claw Machine and escape from Sid's house. Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him. We just have togo home tomorrow. 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