We see a man's open, bloody chest cavity on an operating table as an organ transplant is underway and paddles are charged and used to start his heart (we see him flinch from the charge). Asian gang members scoop him up and replace his heart with a mechanical one so they can harvest his organs. He leaps from one part of a parking garage to the next and so on to continue the pursuit, and eventually lands on the hood of their car. "Jesus f*cking Christ," "One f*cking hour," "F*ck that sh*t," "F*cker," "No f*cking sucky for you," "F*cking Cantonese," "Get out of the f*cking car," "For f*ck's sake," "You slanty-eyed f*ck," "Who the f*ck are you?" A neon silhouette display in a strip club shows a woman's figure with bare breasts. "Right the f*ck now," "What the f*ck, man?" Maybe worth watching once, but never again. Blood/Gore But familiarity breeds content -- or, in this case, shows contempt; the first Crank may have been shocking, but the only thing shocking about Crank: High Voltage is how far it's willing to go in the name of jolting the audience in pursuit of a quick buck. Seeing two men trying to train their dog with a shock collar, Chev then has that collar and use it to shock himself. Then read OUR TAKE of this film. The real Chev falls from the sky and lands hard on a car, bouncing off that and landing on street (his head is bloody). A man driving a car crashes into a cement barricade and is thrown through the windshield and onto the street (he moans and has a bit of blood on his face, but is otherwise OK). Another uses the "f" word sexually and referring to Eve states, "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back" (of the car). A man has multiple facial piercings and others have body tattoos. A miscellaneous woman shows cleavage. We then see a parody of the old Godzilla movies, where Chev and Johnny are portrayed as big, lumbering monsters that fight each other amongst tall electrical towers that they crash into and smash into each other, ending when Chev hits Johnny back with two fists to the chest. WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? That's why we've added a new "Diverse Representations" section to our reviews that will be rolling out on an ongoing basis. We see primitive looking videogame footage showing a blocky version of Chev fighting another man while falling from the sky. "Lily white ass," "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Chicken and broccoli," "Straight up," "You know the drill, bitch," "What the hell are you doing here?" Johnny is suddenly shot in the head, with very bloody results. When Eve realizes that woman is no longer cuffed, and the woman shows that she has keys to unlock those handcuffs, Eve tells her "do me," and the woman suggestively replies, "I'll do you," but Eve then knocks her out. We welcome suggestions & criticisms -- and we will accept compliments too. We see various bare-breasted women and shirtless men at El Huron's estate. He later pummels another person, bloodying his face. A large gun battle breaks out in a strip club where various people are shot (with machine guns and handguns) with bloody results. Meanwhile I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that the more outrageous this film got, the more I found myself loving it. He then fights with them but ultimately falls off. He then lasciviously flicks his tongue many times. About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." Needing to jolt his artificial heart, Chev uses jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue to shock himself. Chev punches and strikes various cops, who then get the upper-hand and club him. A man and a woman kiss passionately in a few scenes. Dont worry, it wont take long. To try to keep some cops from arresting Chev, Eve states that he's had too many drinks (to explain his actions, although this is a lie). A man sits on a toilet (we see his bare thighs). We see a flashback to Chev as a boy who repeatedly bashes a trashcan down onto another boy (with bloody results) while also punching another one back. Coming Soon, Regal El Huron repeatedly flogs Chev's back, bloodying him. We see a close-up view of a woman's clothed butt on TV while exercising, and see that Doc Miles is watching that. If you can get past the unrealistic aspects of it, you'll really have fun with it like I did. We briefly see the side of Doc Miles' bare butt as he sits on the toilet. Suspense, Action & Adventure. He then goes outside where a goon holds his handgun on him, but Chev disarms that man and hits him. Venus gives Chev a ride on his motorbike, but they end up wiping out and crashing onto the street. moments of extraordinary violence, conducted with a smirking, smug sense of bad-boy provocation. Eve then jumps on them, followed by one using his tazer on Chev, thus shocking him back into action. BLOOD/GORE People talk about a man's lewd and lurid behavior. "F*cking do it," "F*cking useless," "Oh f*ck," "M*therf*cking," "F*ck that," "A f*cking psycho," "That sick f*ck," "He's f*cking dead," "Bing f*cking Crosby," "F*cking clowns," "I'm shocked to my f*cking core," "Wake the f*ck up and smell what's burning," "Greasy f*ck," "F*cking hell," "A f*cking hat-trick," "Bullsh*t," "Piece of sh*t," "Ah, sh*t," "No sh*t," "You're a sh*t magnet," "Chinese sh*t," "Built like a brick sh*t-house," "Holy sh*t," "I would have sh*t myself," "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender," "Suck me," "Slut," "I can bet you my momma's cootchie," "C*cks*cker," "No dough, no blow" (sexual), "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back," "You're a pair of sausage Nigels," "That son of a bitch treated me like his hot little whore," "Big ass d*ck," "Dip your wick," "Pubes," "That's a d*cky question," "Like you got a boner" (said as a rhyme to "donor"), "Okay chow mein," "Jesus H. Chelios," "Damn, dawg," "Fag(got)," "He's gonna tap your ass," "Shut up," "Bitch," "Whore," "You lucky bastard," "Get off your fat ass," "Pissed off," "Dude," "Don't look so gloomy, Elvis," "Did I drop some change or did I hear a chink?" A wounded and unconscious man is picked up off the street and loaded into a van. A ricocheting bullet hits a man in the head, killing him (with bloody results). Watch Crank: High Voltage videos, latest trailers, interviews, behind the scene clips and more at TV Guide A man on an operating table is semi-lucid and looks around the room while a man removes his beating heart from his chest (we hear squishing, we see blood, tissue and the beating heart); another man in the room flicks cigarette ash in the open cavity in the mans' chest and then spits in it. We see an X-ray of a human pelvis and rib cage in a hospital room. Some drinking and smoking also occur, and there's a little bit of tense family material, as well as some crude humor. Eve then jumps on them, followed by one using his tazer on Chev, thus shocking him back into action. A boy beats another boy in the head with a steel garbage can, and then strikes a teacher who tries to pull him away. Just confirm how you got your ticket. El Huron orders Chico to cut off his own nipples as punishment for failing to do his job. Crank: High Voltage (2009) Parents Guide Add to guide Showing all 51 items Jump to: Certification Sex & Nudity (6) Violence & Gore (33) Profanity (3) Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking (3) Frightening & Intense Scenes (6) Certification Edit Sex & Nudity Severe 68 of 87 found this severe One of the characters is named Poon Dong (played for sexual laughs on the part of the film). He then slaps her butt while she's in that same position. Many people are thrown through windows and out of a house, and others run out of the house. YouTube Reviews and Lists. Is "Crank: High Voltage" based on a book? Crank - High Voltage is directed by Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor and stars Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Corey Haim. To jolt his artificial heart, Chev licks his finger and sticks it into a cigarette lighter inside a limo. Chev hits one man, and moments later, grabs Randy and throws him aside. Along the way, he has run-ins with a varied assortment of characters, including hooker Ria (LING BAI), thug Chico (JOSEPH JULIAN SORIA) and Venus (EFREN RAMIREZ) who suffers from "full body Tourette's." No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived. FRIGHTENING SCENES She tells them that he should go out and visit a "t*tty bar;" have some "smelly sn*tch" rubbed in his face; "dip his wick;" and that he should "f*ck a whore" (referring to herself). All of that has very bloody results, followed by the out-of-control limo crashing (but Chev is okay and gets out). Chev shoots various people in a limo, with very bloody results. Preschoolers (2-4) Little Kids (5-7) SEX/NUDITY 10 - In an extended scene, a man and a woman have sex at a horse race track, with a crowd of people watching and cheering them on: the man and the woman thrust in numerous positions, the woman is seen with bare breasts and bare buttocks and the man is shown with bare buttocks (their pubic regions and point of contact are diffused); when a horse leaps over the woman we clearly see its genitals. 18+ COMMON SENSE Grisly, gory, over-the-top action-parody isn't for kids. Chev shoots and hits one goon, and then fires at Johnny and another man who run away and shoot back at him with machine guns and handguns during the resultant chase. But at this mostly unexplored altitudeonly 2007's inferior Shoot 'Em Up comes . (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). Doc Miles has an empty drink and may be holding some pills. QUICK TAKE: A man crashes down onto a car, bounces high into the air and back onto the ground (we see blood on his ear and eye). One of the characters is named Poon Dong (played for sexual laughs on the part of the film). Regal Venus gives Chev a ride on his motorbike, but they end up wiping out and crashing onto the street. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. MESSAGE - The will to survive can be almost unstoppable. Bringing Chev Chelios back may make sense financially, but it somewhat dilutes the hell-bent-for-madness lunacy of the original film. And that's why I love it, crank 2 is better than the first one, it's got more crazy action and it's much more ridiculous, and there's also some funny moments in it too, mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are such awesome directors lol. This movie was extremely offensive even for adults. Chev then passionately kiss her on stage. Ria shows cleavage in her hooker outfit, while we see other hookers fleeing a house, some dressed in bras and panties, while others are bare-breasted. A woman is thrown through the door of a house (she has a bloody nose) and is followed by a man with a knife. ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE Venus then tackles El Huron down some steps, but El Huron then hits Venus many times, followed by kicking him. Be aware that while we do our best to avoid spoilers it is impossible to disguise all details and some may reveal crucial plot elements. A scantily clad woman at a club has pasties on her nipples. Jason Statham returns as Chev Chelios, who was seen at the end of the original film falling out of a helicopter presumably to his death. Chev comes across a protest featuring pornography performers on strike who carry signs with sexual phrases on them (including the "f" word), while one chants, "No dough, no blow." Only watch this if you want essentially a porno with foul language and gory scenes mixed in. Hitman Chev Chelios launches an electrifying pursuit of a Chinese mobster. 1996-2022 Screen It, Inc. Doc Miles has an empty drink and may be holding some pills. We see various close-up views of various parts of women's bodies in small bikinis. We then see a parody of the old Godzilla movies, where Chev and Johnny are portrayed as big, lumbering monsters that fight each other amongst tall electrical towers that they crash into and smash into each other, ending when Chev hits Johnny back with two fists to the chest. Back in reality, Chev pummels Johnny's face, and then uses the above case to smash his face and threatens to do so again if he doesn't give him the combination to open the box. A car suddenly strikes Ria in the middle of the street, and we initially think she is dead, but she's later seen alive. All rights reserved. On a TV news story, we see a box in the upper corner that shows a partial view of the above horse track sex scene (showing movement but only a view of the upper torsos and above). Why is Crank - High Voltage rated R? "CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE" (2009) (Jason Statham, Amy Smart) (R) Alcohol/ Drugs Blood/Gore Disrespectful/ Bad Attitude Frightening/ Tense Scenes Guns/ Weapons; Mild Extreme Extreme . Chev imagines making out with Eve (clothed). Espaol (prximamente) - volver al inicio, Best Movies on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Common Sense Selections for family entertainment, Best TV Shows on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Growing Up Queer: Thoughtful Books About LGBTQ+ Youth, Check out new Common Sense Selections for games, Teachers: Find the best edtech tools for your classroom with in-depth expert reviews. His motorbike, but Chev disarms that man and hits him one using his on..., Brian Taylor and stars Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Corey Haim original.! 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